- Kate Tanner: You know, I may be sorry I ask this but what are you gonna be doing while we're gone?
- ALF: Oh, I don't know. Between, uh, Brian's chemistry set and Willie's matchbox collection I'll find something.
- ALF: Hey, Kate... give this to the bride with my regards.
- Kate Tanner: You're not giving away my Tupperware.
- ALF: Of course, I'm not. Tell her to fill it with food. I love wedding buffets.
- ALF: [writing a movie] Now comes the romantic part. Officer Willie is smitten by the widow Kate... who's smitten with Officer Willie... who incidentally reminds her of her late husband... who was smitten by a dump truck.