The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart the Lover (1992)
Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel
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Quotes
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Mrs. Krabappel : [sighs] Oh, Woodrow. How could you stand me up?
Bart Simpson : Mrs. K, whoever this guy is, you don't need him. There are plenty of good men around.
Mrs. Krabappel : Name one.
Bart Simpson : What's wrong with Principal Skinner?
Mrs. Krabappel : Seymour? Heh. Let's just say his mommy won't let him out to play.
Bart Simpson : What about Coach Fortner?
Mrs. Krabappel : [makes a drinking gesture] Glug, glug, glug, glug glug, glug, glug, glug.
Bart Simpson : Wow... What about Groundskeeper Willie?
Mrs. Krabappel : Gah! I'm not even gonna tell you what that guy's into! Bart, you are the closest thing to a man in my life... and that's so depressing, I think I'm gonna cry.
[starts sobbing]
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Elizabeth Hoover : I fail to see the educational value of this assembly.
Mrs. Krabappel : Ah, it will be one of their few pleasant memories when they're pumping gas for a living.
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Mrs. Krabappel : [Bart accidentally killed the classroom fish with his yo-yo] Bart, that's one month's detention.
Bart Simpson : Mrs Krabappel, we're all upset by the untimely deaths of Stinky and Wrinkles, but life goes on, so if I could just have my yo-yo back...
Mrs. Krabappel : Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
Bart Simpson : [Bart imagines himself as a giant with a yo-yo and Mrs Krabappel as a tiny person] Here you go.
[he reels it in before she can grab it]
Bart Simpson : Just kidding. Here you go.
[does it again]
Bart Simpson : Just kidding,
[laughs evilly]
Mrs. Krabappel : Well, would you?
Bart Simpson : Absolutely.
Mrs. Krabappel : HA!
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Mrs. Krabappel : After two months at sea the Pilgrims were running out of food and water. Yes, Nelson?
Nelson Muntz : Did they have any yo-yos?
Mrs. Krabappel : [annoyed] No, they did not have yo-yos.
Mrs. Krabappel : [continues her lecture] When they landed they were greeted by the Wompanog lndians. Yes, Milhouse?
Milhouse Van Houten : Did the indians have yo-yos?
Mrs. Krabappel : [angrily agitated] No, they did not have yo-yos! I am sick and tired of talking about yo-yos. I will not accept any book reports, science projects, dioramas or anything else on yo-yos. Am I making myself clear?
Bart Simpson : [in a sly tone] Yo!