- Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo: [singing] Killer shrew, killer shrew / Don't know the difference 'tween me and you / He comes out at night to give you a fright / Don't look now, but he's gonna take a bite / Killer shrew, killer shrew / K-I-double-L-E-R shrew / He's scary and tough, if that ain't enough / He's augmented with bath mats an' stuff / Killer shrew, killer shrew / He's coming to your town to get you!
- Tom Servo: It's a planned sequence, like the opening of 'Touch of Evil' or the Copacabana scene of 'Goodfellas.'
- Dr. Forrester: Your movie for today's experiment makes even me sick, and I like Morgan Stewart's "Coming Home."