- Denny Crane: Your honor, I need a moment with my client.
- Judge Diane Avent: You don't have a client here, Mr. Crane.
- Denny Crane: Count to ten, judge.
- Alan Shore: Please tell me this is going where I think it's going.
- Shirley Schmidt: Yeah, it is. Carl took some very tasteful, black and white nudes of me.
- Alan Shore: I'm so disappointed in you, Shirley. Tasteful...
- Shirley Schmidt: There's going to be an estate auction, and I want you to find a way to block the sale of those photographs.
- Alan Shore: How many pictures are we talking about?
- Shirley Schmidt: I think there were fifteen, maybe twenty...
- Alan Shore: [interrupting] That's not so many.
- Shirley Schmidt: ... roles of film that he used.
- Alan Shore: I am so glad I came in to work today.
- Shirley Schmidt: Down boy, this is serious.