As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins, or at least that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the imprinted "V". Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat.
—Steve Green