- [Leela meets another Cyclops]
- Leela: After all this time, somebody else with one eye... who ISN'T a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun.
- Hermes Conrad: Get ready for fun, Fry. Nowadays, we have a type of game played entirely on video.
- Leela: We call it a video game.
- Fry: Uh, video game, you say? Well, golly gee. You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. Several years ago I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through.
- Alkazar: We are the last remaining Cyclopses. Our planet is Cyclopia. This is the capital, Cyclops City. Stop me if I'm going too fast for you.
- Fry: Let's go find out what makes the Forbidden Valley so forbidden
- Bender: No thanks, I'm good.
- Fry: But, there's probably some cool forbidden stuff you can steal.
- Bender: I don't know, Fry. For the first time in my life, I feel like I've stolen enough.
- Fry: Bender! Snap out of it!
- Bender: Sorry I don't what came over me. Let's go.
- Reverend Preacherbot: Does anyone have a reason why this couple shall not be joined in the irrevocable shackles of holy bliss?
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Saving a race of one-eyed monsters? Who could object to that?