Stocking Stuffers (2001)
Eric Scheiner: The Man
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Quotes
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The Man : Yeah, my baby knows I'm a leg man. And as a leg man, I say my baby wears Sheek Pantyhose... or she wears nothing at all.
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The Man : How would you like to share with me an exotic concoction of fitfully fruitful passions sprinkled with walking-finger flourishes of fine line fragrances dipped within a frothy mix of salivatingly sweet syrips, whipped cream, and purple hazel nuts - without the purple haze?
The Woman : You've got a mouth-watering way with words, baby!
The Man : [after a beat] Well?
The Woman : [nods] Bon appetite.
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The Man : Figured you'd be partied out by now.
The Woman : [seductively] Are you?
The Man : Let's put it this way: the movie was the appetizer,
[he removes one of her shoes]
The Man : - dining out was the main course,
[he removes her other shoe]
The Woman : [teasingly] And you want desert?
The Man : Sure. But the only thing you've given me so far is a nightcap.
The Man : [he kisses her leg]
The Woman : Call it a sample of things to come.
The Man : [caresses her legs] Mind if I sample these?
The Woman : With or without the wrappings?
The Man : [he tugs at the toes of her pantyhose] I'm not too picky.
The Woman : [abruptly removes her foot from him] Just indecisive.
