Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Canister (2001)

Peter Boyle: Frank Barone

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Quotes 

• Frank Barone : Hey! Is that Marie's canister?

  Debra Barone : No!

  [walks away] 

  Frank Barone : [follows Debra]  Wait a minute! Let me see that! You DID have that canister!

  [smiling] 

  Frank Barone : She's been going on and on about that thing like it's King Tut's golden undies.

  Debra Barone : Please... Frank... d-don't say anything. If she finds out I had this thing...

  Frank Barone : [chuckling]  You're in big trouble lady.

  Debra Barone : Listen, I-I'm begging you Frank. What do I do?

  Frank Barone : [smiling]  Give your heart to God cause your ass is Marie's

• Marie Barone : Oh really Frank? Well here's what's not funny. THIS MARRIAGE!

  Debra Barone : Marie, I...

  Frank Barone : [interrupts Debra]  Let her go.

  Marie Barone : This is so typical of you and your *so called* sense of humor. You have NO respect for me whatsoever, and you never have! Well I promise you something, Frank. You will NOT be looking back on this little stunt as funny. I hope you're happy with yourself. You have RUINED EASTER!

  [grabs canister out of Frank's hands and storms off into the kitchen] 

  Debra Barone : Frank, I don't know what to say. Why did you do that?

  Frank Barone : I don' know, I didn't want that to happen to you. You're like my daughter.

  Debra Barone : Oh,

  [smiling] 

  Debra Barone : thank you.

  Frank Barone : And she was gonna yell at me like that later anyway. I ate the back side of that ham.

  Marie Barone : [in the kitchen and has noticed the back side of the ham]  FRANK!

• Marie Barone : My canister! Where'd you get that?

  Frank Barone : I was... uh... was hiding it for you! Thought it would be funny.

  Marie Barone : You what?

  Frank Barone : Yeah, I was using it to store my nuts and bolts in. Then when I heard you bragging about it, I, uh, hid it in the attic. Pretty funny, huh?

  Marie Barone : Frank, I love that canister!! I've been running around, tearing my hair out, like a crazy woman looking for that!!!

  Frank Barone : All *funny*.