- Robert Barone: Look how I'm living. Look what I'm eating: bologna and orange juice, like an animal! Why do you think I have to go to Vegas? Because I'm not lucky, Raymond! I need a break from my life!
- Ray Barone: We did something for Robert.
- Marie Barone: What did you do?
- Ray Barone: He just told us that he's been going through a rough patch financially, so we helped him out a little.
- Marie Barone: You mean with money?
- Ray Barone: Yeah.
- Marie Barone: How much?
- Ray Barone: A thousand dollars.
- [Marie gasps]
- Frank Barone: What are you two, idiots?
- Debra Barone: No. We thought it was the right thing to do. And you heard Marie. He's finally happy.
- Marie Barone: Why didn't he come to us if he needed money?
- Frank Barone: Because we'd say no.
- Marie Barone: I'm his mother. I'm the one he should have come to if he needed money. Raymond, I want to buy out that loan.
- Frank Barone: No! No way! Lending money to Robert is the stupidest thing I ever heard.
- Debra Barone: It wasn't a loan. It was a gift.
- Frank Barone: I stand corrected.