Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Getting Even (1998)
Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone
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Quotes
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Ray Barone : Come on, what do you - don't be such a bad sport.
Debra Barone : What if you were me? What would you do?
Ray Barone : I would laugh at all my husband's jokes, strip off my clothes, have my way with him and then put on TV.
Debra Barone : Keep dreaming.
Ray Barone : I would - I'd be so naughty. I might even talk dirty, oh!
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Ray Barone : I know, you're mad at the jokes.
Debra Barone : You just - you just couldn't stop, could you, Ray?
Ray Barone : I was killing them, it was great. That box falling apart, that was the best thing that could've happened. That broke the ice.
Debra Barone : You embarrassed me.
Ray Barone : What? No! It was all fun. Come on, I told you, people thought that we did it on purpose.
Debra Barone : I felt humiliated.
Ray Barone : Don't feel humiliated.
Debra Barone : Don't tell me how to feel.
Ray Barone : But you're wrong.
Debra Barone : There's no right or wrong, this is how I feel. You can not tell me not be humiliated, I just am.
Ray Barone : Okay, all right, feel humiliated.
Debra Barone : I don't anymore.
Ray Barone : Okay, all right...
Debra Barone : Now I'm just angry. I mean I can't believe - I can't believe you - It's bad enough what you did to me tonight, but you don't even care how I feel about it. All you care about is how well you did, you laugh-whore
Ray Barone : Maybe you should... go back to being humiliated.
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Frank Barone : Debra, what kind of con game are you running?
Marie Barone : It's your own fault, Frank. Who told you to sign up for all those things?
Frank Barone : I didn't expect to win this crap.
Debra Barone : It's not crap, Frank.
Frank Barone : Oh yeah? $80 for the use of a canoe. That is *floating* crap.
Marie Barone : Some people would consider a canoe ride romantic.
Frank Barone : Guess you didn't see "Deliverance"
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Ray Barone : I know how your mind works.
Debra Barone : You don't even know how *your* mind works.