- [Walking lost in the mountains during a blizzard]
- Jane Lane: I think this could really be it!
- Daria: What are you talking about? Just keep walking, we'll find our way!
- Jane Lane: I don't know, Daria! This is bad!
- Daria: ...Listen, I'm sorry I gave you all that crap about your boyfriend!
- Jane Lane: Well, I'm sorry I embarrassed you all those times in front of my brother!
- Daria: [Awkward silence] ... I feel like we should say more!
- Jane Lane: I know, that was kind of pathetic!
- Daria: Umm... I'm sorry my parents didn't stop at one child!
- Jane Lane: I'm sorry they added those ugly blue M&Ms... Better?
- Daria: I've made my peace!
- Jane Lane: Mr. DeMartino, we'd like to volunteer to go with you.
- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: As much as I appreciate your KIND, if FOOLhardy offer, I have to decline. It's too DANGERous out there! Once you walk out those doors, you may NOT be coming back!
- Daria: Okay. Then we're all on the same page.
- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: Very well, but dress for survival.
- Daria: Well, I was gonna dress for perishing, but okay.
- Daria: Let me make a quick assessment of our situation: We're lost in a blizzard with no equipment and no leadership, and if we don't get help we'll probably have to drag back the body of our history teacher.
- Jane Lane: When you put it that way you make it sound bad.
- Daria: Then let me rephrase: what started out as a grim, life-negating field trip has turned into a grim, life-negating gape into the void.
- Helen: Well, how was the field trip after the snow stopped? Did you girls learn anything?
- Quinn: I learned that sometimes being too well dressed can work against you. Who would've thought that one's fashion sense could have a dark side. The normally life-affirming act of choosing an outfit...
- Helen: [Interrupts] YES, Quinn. And what about you, Daria?
- Daria: I came to the realization that given a choice between sharing shelter with my fellow students or risking death by blindly marching into a blizzard, it's blizzard-ho for me.