- Hank Hill: Peggy, they tried to fix the engine by changing the tire. If we leave them out here - they'll die.
- Peggy Hill: Hank, it's really no big deal. You never objected to Miss Kitty on Gunsmoke.
- Hank Hill: What about her?
- Peggy Hill: Come on, they had all those rooms upstairs, she didn't charge enough for drinks...
- Hank Hill: [sighs] Not Miss Kitty?
- Candee: Actually, the lifetime achievement award is more of a kiss-off. It's like the industry's sayin', "Thanks for the 400 movies, we're real tired of seein' ya do it."
- Dale Gribble: Bah! That mayor is a shell, a mere husk of a man. The real power's with that new city manager. He tells the mayor when to jump and how high, and often where to land.
- Hank Hill: Is that the guy who turned the hoses on the street musicians?
- [Dale nods]
- Hank Hill: Good man.
- Peggy Hill: Harlottown became Harlen because people were in such a rush to get here, they didn't have time to say Harlottown.
- Vance Gilbert: It's all gonna begin right here in the center of town, where we're gonna convert the musty Old Soldiers and Sailors Home into the new Arlen Museum of Prostitution! Why don't you come up and see us sometime?
- Hank Hill: Great reporting, Peggy. Let's get all your notes in one place and I'll fire up the grill.
- Peggy Hill: Hank, you are not burning my story on the patio. I am a journalist.
- Vance Gilbert: And now, the big news. Apparently the secret of our little town has gotten out and Arlen is the new home of the Texas Adult Video Awards.