King of the Hill (TV Series)

As Old as the Hills (1999)

Toby Huss: Cotton Hill

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Now, this is not my award-winning "The History of Propane" slide show, but it's the next best thing: my marriage to Mrs. Peggy Hill. I call it "Twenty Years of Outstanding Service."

  [first slide] 

  Hank Hill : Here we see the early years, when our first home was an efficiency apartment. Although it would have been more efficient if it was heated with propane.

  Peggy Hill : The bed was our only piece of furniture, and it was all we needed.

  Hank Hill : Yep. 'Cause it converted into a couch.

  [next slide: Peggy with the newborn Bobby] 

  Hank Hill : Bobby's head pretty much regained its shape, and Peggy pretty much regained her shape too. Heh-heh. Seriously, this is the day Bobby was born.

  [next slide; Peggy and Hank are at a formal event and Peggy is cleaning something off her dress] 

  Hank Hill : Here's Peggy and me whooping it up at the Young Gassers' Ball.

  Khan Souphanousinphone : [frustrated]  Slide show longer than damn marriage!

  [next slide: simulation of Hank and Peggy in old age; crowd giggles politely] 

  Hank Hill : Is this Hank and Peggy Hill twenty years from now? I hope so, because I wouldn't want it any other way. Here's to twenty more years of outstanding service.

• Didi Hill : [holding her pregnant belly]  The baby kicked my insides

  Cotton Hill : It puts on quite a show when it gets going, Didi show 'em your gas tank

  [Didi stands up and pulls down her shirt and pregnancy pants so everyone can feel the baby kicking] 

  Cotton Hill : This one's busting to get out, not like Hank, never moved once while he was in there, not even born and he already gives up!