G.I. Joe (TV Series)
Twenty Questions (1985)
Neil Ross: Buzzer, Shipwreck, Hector Ramirez
Quotes
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[while flying Hector Ramierz and his crew in a Dragonfly through the Rockies, Shipwreck spots a missile heading his way]
Shipwreck : Uh-oh, SAM!
Arnold : My name is Arnold, not Sam!
Shipwreck : Not Sam! S-A-M! Surface-to-Air Missile! Now shut up and let me fly!
[Shipwreck avoids the SAM, but the Dragonfly starts plummeting out of control]
Shipwreck : Told you you'd never forget this ride! Now all we've gotta do is live through it!
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Hector Ramirez : Oh, now, wait just a cotton-picking minute! Can the charade! This is all a fake! Tell 'em, Arnold!
Baroness : Fool! You are the stupidest male I ever met!
[pulls off mask to reveal the Baroness]
Shipwreck : I coulda told you that.
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[last lines]
Duke : Shipwreck, would you mind telling me what the bloody blue blazes is going on?
Hector Ramirez : [laughing hysterically] Oh, it was great! It was wonderful! Emmy material! A Pulitzer prize! There was laughing gas and fighting and guns and explosions! I got it all on tape! I gotta get this to my network! Fantastic! What a scoop!
[kisses a confused Duke on the cheek]
Hector Ramirez : Love you! You Joes are great!
Duke : All right, I'd like an explanation for all this!
[laughing gassed Joes, Ramirez and Tom continue laughing hysterically]
Duke : On second thought, forget it.
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Cobra Commander : Thanks to our tunneling machines, we found this previously-undiscovered cavern! A perfect base for our operations!
Shipwreck : I always said you couldn't tell your face from a hole in the ground!
Cobra Commander : I will not allow such impertinence, especially from an enlisted man!