- Kathie Lee Gifford squares off against rival Howard Stern; Pamela Anderson Lee seeks revenge against Rupaul; The Spice Girls take on Hanson for the title of Most Annoying Band in the World.
- Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond introduce the television audience to Celebrity Deathbowl 98. They then promote the night's fights of Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Howard Stern; Pamela Anderson Lee vs. Rupaul; and Hanson vs. The Spice Girls. Johnny then announces that Marv Albert will providing post fight analysis and he tells the audience that he is happy to be back on the air and that he would be interviewing the current death match champion, Marilyn Manson. He then tells the audience that the first fight is getting ready to begin.
KATHIE LEE GIFFORD vs. HOWARD STERN Johnny introduces Kathie Lee Gifford to the crowd and she is welcome with cheers from the crowd. She thanks the audience and tells them that she loves them all and sends a shout out to her children, Cody and Cassidy. She then assures her children that she will be home soon. Johnny then introduces Howard Stern to the crowd. Howard responds to the crowd with a thumbs up and a small, rude burp. Johnny then introduces Referee Mills Lane who orders a tough, clean fight and tells Kathie Lee not to hit below the belt. Howard asks Kathie Lee why she has a long face, and Kathie Lee tells Howard that she would be lucky if she could find anything below Howard's belt. Mills Lane orders the fight to begin with his trademark "Let's get it on!" Kathie Lee charges at Howard and throws a punch at his face, she misses and hits the turnbuckles and Howard tackles her to the mat. She recovers and Howard suggests that after the fight, they return to his hotel room. Kathie Lee responds with several punches to his face. Howard attempts a back handed slap and misses, which allows Kathie Lee to hit Howard with a counter punch and knock off his trademark sunglasses. Howard claims he is temporarily blinded and swings around wildly, which does result in landing a back handed slap. Howard recovers his glasses and Kathie Lee jumps on his back and wraps her legs around him. Howard screams out that she is crushing his intestines and he has a fragile colon. Kathie Lee orders Howard to apologize for all the nasty remarks he had made about her and her family. Howard refuses and lets out a powerful fart which knocks Kathie Lee out of the ring and into the stands. Howard claims victory to the crowd and Kathie Lee makes her way back into the ring. Howard sees this and sends out another blast of flatulence which causes Kathie Lee's skin to fall off her body, melt her skeleton and kill her. This ends the fight and Mills Lane declares Howard Stern the winner.
Marv Albert then gives his post fight analysis on the fight and then he starts to interview Marilyn Manson. They play a clip of Marilyn Manson in his fight against Charles Manson. In the fight, Charles took a bite out of Marilyn's arm and Marv makes a joke about the bite not being consensual. The next clip shows Marilyn reaching into Charles' throat and literally pulling out his entire skeleton out of his body. Marv asks Marilyn what that move is called and Marilyn answers that it is called the Tahitian Skeleton Pull of Death. Marv then asks Marilyn his opinion on the upcoming fight between Hanson and The Spice Girls. Marilyn calls both groups a bunch of posers and hopes that they all burn in the blackest part of Hell. Marv then sends the action back to the ring where the next match is getting ready to start.
PAMELA ANDERSON LEE vs. RUPAUL
Pamela rips off her dress to show she is dressed in her Barb Wire costume as Nick Diamond tells a backstory that RuPaul had made a pass at Pamela Anderson Lee's husband Tommy at a party and this is why the fight is taking place. Referee Mills Lane gives the fight instructions and asks both fighters for any questions. RuPaul asks if a time out can be called if someone needs to use the ladies' room. Pamela fires back saying that RuPaul should use the men's room instead. They trade verbal jabs and Mills Lane has to push them apart and tell them to wait until the fight starts, which it does. Pamela charges at Rupaul and attempts to kick her in between her legs, but is met with a steel plate of some kind forcing her to back away and grab her shin. Rupaul reveals that she was wearing a steel plated pair of underwear for extra protection. Pamela charges in again and tries to throw a few punches but Rupaul grabs her and slams her to the mat. Rupaul then grabs Pamela by her hair, throws her against the ropes and clotheslines her to the ground. Rupaul climbs to the top rope to hit a splash, but Pamela moves out of the way. Pamela then rips off Rupaul's hair when she goes to grab her by it. Pamela challenges Rupaul to get her hair back and she answers by charging at Pamela and takes her down with a high cross body into a body scissors. Rupaul then forces Pamela's implants into her throat, causing her to choke Pamela with them internally. RuPaul then calls out to Tommy Lee and Pamela forces her implants into her fists to break out of the choke hold. Pamela then grabs one of RuPaul's high heels and shoves it into her eye, which turns out to be a fatal death blow and Pamela is declared the winner.
Marv Albert then comes back and gives his post fight analysis, saying that the move of the fight was Pamela shoving her implants into her fists to break out of the choke hold she was in. He then playfully replays the implants moving back into her breasts over and over. The camera cuts back to Johnny and Nick as they hype the main event of the evening. After some more hype, the match is ready to begin.
HANSON (Issac, Taylor, & Zac) vs. THE SPICE GIRLS (Emma, Geri, Melanie B, Melanie C, & Victoria) Both groups are introduced as annoying as Referee Mills Lane tells both teams that he wants a clean fight and the fight begins. Issac & Taylor start the fight by sling shotting Zac into Melanie B and Emma. Melanie C squares off against Issac and gets a little help from Victoria as Geri squares off against Taylor. Emma and Melanie B throw Zac into a guardrail outside the ring. Geri has put Taylor in a choke hold as he calls out to Issac who has been tied up in the ropes from Melanie C and Victoria. Taylor breaks free and hits Geri with a backbreaker. Victoria starts to kick Issac in the shins and Taylor ends up flying into his brother to help get him untangled from the rope and free him from being attacked. Emma goes to swing a chair at Zac but is stopped by Taylor. Issac grabs Emma and with some help from Taylor, they attempt to rip her in half. Melanie B grabs Zac and starts swinging him like a baseball bat at Taylor. The attempt is successful with Emma flying back into the ring as she crashes into Victoria and Melanie C. All the members of Hanson get back on one side of the ring and all the members get ready on the other side of the ring, including Emma who is still alive, despite being torn in two. Nick and Johnny announce that a big rumble is about to take place. All of a sudden a chainsaw is heard and the rigging which holds the lights falls into the ring and crushes everybody except referee Mills Lane who jumped out of the ring. Nick and Johnny can't believe their eyes as to what had just happened. Inside the ring, everybody has died and Johnny asks Marv Albert if he has any idea as to what took place, but he is too busy still watching the replay from the Pamela Anderson Lee fight over and over again. Nick can't believe the horror as to what has happened, when Johnny notices something up in the rafters. He points the camera up to the ceiling and it is revealed that Marilyn Manson had cut the light riggings with a chainsaw and killed everyone himself. Nick interviews Marilyn as to why he did so and Marilyn answers because he is the most evil man in America and their music was horrible. As Marilyn continues his interview about what he wants to happen to Hanson and The Spice Girls in the afterlife, Johnny gives his closing announcements and the show ends.
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