- Bart Simpson: Make me write something on the chalkboard a thousand times.
- Edna Krabappel: We all got tired of that chalkboard years ago.
- Hank Hill: Bobby, I got propane in my urethra.
- Mother: As a mother, I love my family. That's why I'm against the "Families Comes First" initiative. "Families Comes First" will hurt families. And I love my family too much of that.