Scrubs (TV Series)
My Bright Idea (2006)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
Quotes
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J.D. : No. No more. Here are some of the lies you've told us over the last five years: You went to Harvard. You have a wife who only has a pointer and thumb-pinky. You have a - a brother-dad, a mother-sister. You have two kids, no wait, you have one kid, no wait, you had a baby with a Chinese local, you're a deaf-mute, oh wait, now you're telling us that you're a world class hurdler and you slept with the beautiful and irreplaceable Amy Carter?
Janitor : I - I didn't sleep with Amy Carter. We did everything but.
J.D. : Ohh...
Janitor : And I really was a world-class hurdler.
J.D. : We're not buying it, are we gang?
[Everyone scoffs and leaves]
J.D. : The people have spoken. Allow me to bask in the glow.
Turk : [Turk enters, excited] Oh-ho! J.D., guess what?
J.D. : Not now, Turk, I'm glow-basking.