Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
Weigh to Go Buddy (1987)
Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous
Quotes
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Larry Appleton : Balki, I thought you were out collecting clothes for the poor?
Balki Bartokomous : Well cousin, I was. Look how generous people were. They give me their pants off their backs.
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Balki Bartokomous : I don't care! I wash my feet of the whole business!
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Balki Bartokomous : [referring to the junk food Larry has hidden around the apartment] You have made our living room into a 7-11!
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Balki Bartokomous : You know, I can always tell when you're lying because you say everything twice.
Larry Appleton : I'm not lying... I am *not* lying!
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Larry Appleton : What did you just do to me?
Balki Bartokomous : I just performed the Mypos Ritual of Promise.
Larry Appleton : Am I still a Presbyterian?
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Balki Bartokomous : Look how generous people were. They give me the pants off their backs!
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Larry Appleton : The Mypos Diet, please! A country whose King weighs three hundred pounds?
Balki Bartokomous : He has a gland problem.
Larry Appleton : Balki, you told me he holds the world record for eating jelly donuts!
Balki Bartokomous : He's also very competitive.
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Larry Appleton : This is my high school chorus jacket! Got a lot of memories in this jacket.
[puts on jacket and finds he can't button it]
Balki Bartokomous : Maybe you should take some of the memories out of the jacket.