Danger Mouse (TV Series)
Where There's a Well There's a Way (1986)
Terry Scott: Penfold
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Quotes
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Isambard Sinclair, narrator : [narrating] London, a city rich with the homes of the famous. Buckingham Palace, home of royalty. Ten Downingstreet, home of the PM. 14B Bakerstreet, residence of Sherlock Holmes. And only a stones throw away: the worlds most famous pillarbox, home of... Danger Mouse.
Penfold : [a loud clang] Cor, I do wish that Dr. Watson would stop throwing stones at our pillar box.
Danger Mouse : He's only jealous, Penfold. He's only Sherlock Holmes' assistant.
Penfold : Oh yes, I hadn't thought of that.
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Colonel K : [on viewscreen] However, our backroom boffins have come up with a device for tracking down wells...
Penfold : Cor!
Colonel K : It's a micro processor controlled dowzer. I'm sending it to you.
Danger Mouse : Now sir?
Colonel K : No, dowzer.
Danger Mouse : No, I mean are you sending the dowzer now, sir?
Colonel K : Dowzernowzer? What on Earth are you talking about?
Penfold : [turns to the camera] Ehm, I'm sorry about this, this is what we call a breakdown in communications. Just chat amongst yourselves for a couple of minutes while they get it sorted out.
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The Prophet of Puttinemdown : Is it about the three thirty at Sandown part?
Danger Mouse : No, it's about where we go from here in our search for Merlin's inkwell.
Penfold : Aw, I'd forgotten that's what we were looking for.
Danger Mouse : So did half of them, that's why I said it. Hm. Now where do we go from here?
The Prophet of Puttinemdown : Have you got a mystic word?
Danger Mouse : No.
The Prophet of Puttinemdown : Straight to the closing credits then.
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Danger Mouse : Lend me a copper coin, I haven't got one.
Penfold : Have you looked in your pockets?
Danger Mouse : I haven't got any pockets.
Penfold : Oh no. Have you thought of changing your tailor?
Danger Mouse : No, but I have thought of changing my assistant.
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Danger Mouse : Good grief, it's Copperconk Cassidy!
Penfold : Are you sure it's not Barry Mannilow in his bicycle cape?