- Jimmy Valmer: The Ch-Chinese will take someone to space for t-ten million dollars
- Kyle Broflovski: Ten million? Well that's more than the Germans want.
- Jimmy Valmer: Yeah. We told them that, a-and they told us to f-fruck ourselves
- Kyle Broflovski: But you need to understand. We have a whale here that needs to get back to his family on the moon.
- Russian President: God dammit! It is prank call again! Kiss my ass, George Bush! This is not funny!