All in the Family (TV Series)

Gloria Discovers Women's Lib (1971)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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• Archie : Well, Edith, it looks like we lost a daughter... but gained a Meathead.

• Archie Bunker : You people involved, Lionel, with that women's liberation?

  Lionel Jefferson : Uh, no, not too much. Y'see, we're still working on plain old liberation.

• Archie : Edith, are you listenin' to this over here? A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home and your daughter's bringing it in here. I suppose next she'll have you prancing around in hot pants and burning your brassieres.

  Edith : Oh, no, Archie, I'm afraid of fire.

• Archie : Mike? It ain't enough he's a pinko and an atheist, you're gonna turn him into a morphodite.

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : What's a morphodite?

  Archie : A freak with a little too much of each and not enough of either.

• Archie Bunker : Would you tell your wife to stop putting fancy ideas in your mother-in-law's head? They don't belong there - it's like putting lace on a bowling ball.

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Gloria, if you leave this house knowing how uptight I am about my grades, don't bother coming back!

  Archie Bunker : WAIT a minute, Meathead - it's HER HOUSE!

• Archie : Look at him, he's eating like he's gonna be hung!

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [about his school grades]  No, they're good: two Bs and an A.

  Edith : Oh, Mike, that's wonderful! Ain't that wonderful, Archie?

  Archie Bunker : [Sarcastically]  Yeah, I'm overdone.