- Dr. Bob: I am Dr. Bob, the greatest doctor in the world.
- Additional Voices: We love you Dr. Bob!
- Dr. Bob: I hate you!
- Long Arm Guy: Let's play some Twister, huh?
- Chip Brown: No we can't play Twister, we gotta fix what's going on here, right?
- Dr. Bob: Oh yeah, I'm up for a game of Twister.
- Chip Brown: No, we can't play twister right now.
- Dr. Bob: I'll whoop his ass, come on.
- Anonymous Klayman: [walks over to the rostrum, takes it and drags it away] I'm gonna take this, this is mine now.
- Mr. Black: Gary, you go first, cause I'm scared.
- Smiling Gary: No.
- [pause]
- Smiling Gary: Uh... OK.
- [leaves]
- Dr. Bob: [being interviewed] And then I do a back flip, save the guy from his heart attack, and everybody starts calling me a hero, and I'm like, "You know what? I don't do it for the fame, it's what I love to do. I'm a doctor, uh, screw you."