That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric's Birthday (1998)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Photos 

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Steven Hyde : [watching "Petticoat Junction"]  Does it bother anyone else that these women live in Hooterville?

  Eric Forman : Technically, Petticoat Junction is down the track from Hooterville.

  Steven Hyde : Well, does it bother anyone that they live down the track from Hooterville?

  Donna Pinciotti : What bothers me is that they bathe in the town water tank.

• Kitty Forman : So, what do you want for your birthday?

  Red Forman : Whatever you want. Money is no object, as long as it's reasonable.

  Eric : I want a cassette player for the car. A cassette player, not an 8-track. *Not* an 8-track. Okay?

  Kitty Forman : Why don't they put record players in cars?

  Red Forman : Okay, Eric. If you don't want an 8-track, you won't get one.

  Kitty Forman : Oh, but Red, he wants one!

  Eric : No, I don't. I *don't* want an 8-track.

  Red Forman : You'll get a Delco. A genuine GM part for a genuine GM car.

• Eric Forman : Well, first the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus, where it attaches to the wall...

  Red Forman : Eric, for God's sake! That's no language for a woman to hear!