- Ethan James: You know, ten years from now when your hairline's receding and you're playing pick-up soccer in the park because your dreams of turning pro never quite worked out, I'll have my own multi-billion dollar software business.
- Ethan James: All I'm trying to do is give you guys the heads up. Stuff happens out here. Just don't come crying to me when you fall down a giant sinkhole.
- Kira Ford: [singing] Freak you out, freak you out, freak you out...
- Conner McKnight: Babe, can you keep it down? I'm trying to focus here.
- Kira Ford: Did you just call me babe? Did he just call me babe?
- Ethan James: I don't know. I wasn't listening. I was still grooving to your tune."
- Conner McKnight: OK, so where are we going?
- Ethan James: Dr. Oliver's.
- Conner McKnight: What's he going to do?
- Ethan James: He's a dinosaur guy! These things are dinosaurs... Sort of.
- Ethan James: A compass! We need a compass! Anyone got a compass?
- Conner McKnight: [sarcastic] Oh, and I was gonna bring one.
- Ethan James: [wind blows] What was that?
- Kira Ford: The wind?
- Ethan James: That ain't the wind. As much as we'd like it to be, it ain't.
- Conner McKnight: [Tyrannodrones apear] Don't... Move.
- Kira Ford: [sarcastic] Great idea. Make it easier for them.
- Ethan James: New plan: run!
- Conner McKnight: Now you see me...
- [goes into super speed and knocks out a Tyrannodrone]
- Conner McKnight: ...now your unconscious.
- Dr. Tommy Oliver: Mesogog find a new goon to do his dirty work?
- Zeltrax: You are not fit to speak my master's name. Come with me peacefully, or suffer the consequences.
- Dr. Tommy Oliver: I'm going to have to say no.
- Conner McKnight: Seriously dude, you gotta come clean.
- Dr. Tommy Oliver: Ok, first of all, don't call me "dude".
- Ethan James: Principal Randall, I'd just like to mention the fact that there's absolutely no hard evidence linking me to the unfortunate sprinkler incident.
- Principal Randall: Save it for Judge Judy, Mr. James.
- Conner McKnight: What, you've never heard of The Three Bears?
- Ethan James: Is that the last book you've read?
- Dr. Tommy Oliver: [to Conner and Ethan] If you're looking for extra credit, you're in the wrong place.