"The Young Ones" Boring (TV Episode 1982) Poster

(TV Series)

(1982)

Rik Mayall: Rick

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  • Rick : Well, Vyvyan, you never told us your mother was a bartender.

    Vyvyan : Well, she was a shoplifter when I knew her.

    Neil : She doesn't look strong enough.

    Vyvyan : Eh?

    Neil : To lift shops.

  • [Vyvyan is introducing the guys to his mother...] 

    Vyvyan : That's a friend of mine named Neil, that's a friend of mine named Mike... and that's a complete bastard I know named Rick.

    Rick : [laughing]  He's just joking Mrs. Vyvyan, we're actually terrific friends.

    Mrs Vyvyan : Ooh-err. He is a bastard, isn't he?

  • [the lads meet Madness] 

    Rick : Do you lot know "Summer Holiday" by Cliff Richard?

    Suggs : You hum it... I'll smash your face in.

  • Rick : Hey, wouldn't it be amazing if all this money was real?

    Vyvyan : That is the single most predictable and BORING thing that anyone could ever say whilst playing Monopoly.

  • [explaining cereal contest rules] 

    Vyvyan : You have to write in 10 words what Cornflakes mean to you. So I wrote: Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes.

    Rick : PATHETIC. You'll never win, you know.

    Vyvyan : Why not?

    Rick : That's only 9 words.

    Vyvyan : Oh, yeah.

    [writing] 

    Vyvyan : Cornflakes.

  • [Door knocking] 

    Mike : There's someone at the door, Rick.

    Rick : Someone at the door, Vyvyan.

    Vyvyan : Someone at the door, Neil.

    Neil : Someone at the door, Mike.

    Mike : I know!

    [Door knocking louder] 

    Mike : There's someone at the door, Rick!

    Rick : There's someone at the door, Vyvyan!

    Vyvyan : There's someone at the door, Mike!

    Neil : There's someone at the door, Neil!

    [Everyone looks at Neil, confused] 

  • Rick : So tell me Mrs. Vyvyan, why did you give him a girl's name?

  • Rick : Guys! Guys! Look at us! Squabbling, bickering, like children! What's happening to us? We never used to be like this!

    Vyvyan : Yes we did.

    Mike : Yeah, he's right, Rick. We've always been like this.

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