- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Now gentlemen, gentlemen, calm down, calm down. You're both so busy fighting each other, that you forgot what you were fighting about. That's why you both lost out.
- [chuckles]
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: This reminds me of the time when I was in Italy...
- Giulietta: Your, eh, mission, was it dangerous?
- Indiana Jones: A little. But I don't think of danger.
- Giulietta: No?
- Indiana Jones: All I think of, is... is you.
- Ernest Hemingway: Hey, love is like war, Indy. To the victor go the spoils, huh? Hey you got to try some of this local grappa.
- [pours them both a drink]
- Ernest Hemingway: It'll knock the enamel off your teeth. To love and war!
- Indiana Jones: To love and war.
- Indiana Jones: [quite tipsy] Spain is great. You're gonna love it. The wine is strong, the women are beautiful, and in Pamplona at fiesta time, they run the bulls right through the street.
- [they laugh]
- Ernest Hemingway: Yeah, I gotta go there someday.
- Indiana Jones: [trying out all his charm on Giulietta] My darling, in this big crazy world for two people like us, there's so little time...
- Ernest Hemingway: Hm, ah! I got it!
- Indiana Jones: What?
- Ernest Hemingway: You write her a letter. I mean you write the greatest darn love letter that was ever written.
- Indiana Jones: No, I can't write letters like that.
- Ernest Hemingway: Come on, the heck you can!
- Indiana Jones: No, the last letter I wrote was to Arabia. And it was to a guy.
- Ernest Hemingway: [about Giulietta] Who ever she chooses gets her.
- Indiana Jones: Yeah, and the loser butts out.
- Ernest Hemingway: Oh, start booking your ticket, cream puffs!
- Indiana Jones: Yeah, start packing your bags, you big ape!
- Ernest Hemingway: [shouting after Indy] I hope your intestines rot in vinegar, huh! I hope ya dry up and shrivel apart, you hear me? I hope you roast in Hell!
- Indiana Jones: How are your legs?
- Ernest Hemingway: Oh heh... well, apart from 227 holes and a ton of Austrian scrapnel, I'm dandy. At least so the doc says.
- Indiana Jones: Well you got your medal.
- Ernest Hemingway: Yeah.
- Indiana Jones: First American to be wounded in Italy.
- Ernest Hemingway: Yeah, I guess that's something.
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: That day, they shipped me out to Rome. Which I guess in the circumstances is just as well. So you see, it doesn't pay to fight over something when you lose sight of what it is you're fighting for. It's like life, gentlemen, don't be in such an all fired hurry that you don't take time to smell the flowers along the way.