Yancy Derringer (TV Series)
A State of Crisis (1959)
Richard Devon: Jody Barker
Quotes
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Yancy Derringer : Major... what is Mr. Barker in for, sir?
Major Alvin : Trying to steal about fifty thousand dollars.
Yancy Derringer : Jody, you didn't.
Jody Barker : I lost my head, Yancy.
Yancy Derringer : Well, next time you stick to picking pockets.
Jody Barker : I was just a weak vessel, Yance, but I never saw so much loot in all my life - bags and bags of long green all piled up. I just couldn't help myself.
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[Jody has just picked Major Alvin's pocket]
Yancy Derringer : Jody, what amazes me is how you go about getting by all the buttons on a uniform.
Jody Barker : Oh, Yancy, even an amateur knows a soldier doesn't carry his wallet upstairs. He sticks it in his hip pocket.
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[examining the money in Major Alvin's wallet]
Jody Barker : It's as queer as the 30th of February.
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Yancy Derringer : [to Alvin] You should never leave a piece of your past in your wallet, which obviously you haven't even missed.
Madame Francine : Jody, again?
Yancy Derringer : Well, in this instance you should be proud of him, Francine. He was gathering evidence on the side of the law.
Jody Barker : Gee, I hope Mother never finds out.