Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

The God You Know (2001)

Alexis Arquette: Caligula

Quotes 

• Caligula : Now I remember why I love to kill Elijans, it's the only thing that shuts them up!

• Caligula : Well, the demon with wings said that if I spilt her blood it would ensure my legacy as the greatest of all Gods.

  Xena : The demon with wings?

  [she pauses and realizes that Michael was who Caligula was referring to] 

  Xena : Ah.

• Caligula : Lust and violence or truth and hope.

  [pause] 

  Caligula : Hm-m, I think I'll stick with the status quo.

  [he takes a dagger and poses to kill Eve] 

  Xena : [walks in]  Oh, fabulous.

  Eve : [angry]  What?

  Xena : Caligula, what on Earth did you think you were doing?

  Eve : [Eve turns over to her mother and walks over to her]  I don't NEED you, to interfere with my missi-

  [Xena punches her down] 

  Eve : Ugh!

  Xena : Granted she's a bit irritating, but why here and now?