Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Old Ares Had a Farm (2001)

Kevin Smith: Ares

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Quotes 

• Xena : Ares, you've gotta do something that no one would ever suspect of you.

  Ares : Like what?

  Xena : How are you at shovelin' shit?

• Ares : [caught in a "sandwich" in bed between Xena and Gabrielle]  I'm in Tartarus!

• Xena : My grandmother used to sit in this chair and rock and tell me stories of the Olympian gods.

  Ares : Bet she didn't know you'd grow up to kill most of them.