Wonderfalls (TV Series)
Pink Flamingos (2004)
Diana Scarwid: Karen Tyler
Quotes
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Jaye Tyler : I guess you're pretty mad at me, huh?
Karen Tyler : Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Jaye Tyler : I ruined your moment. I'm sorry.
Karen Tyler : This night is not about me, dear. And I think I understand why you did what you did.
Jaye Tyler : You do?
Karen Tyler : It's my fault. I somehow gave you the impression that I wanted a daughter like Gretchen Speck.
Jaye Tyler : [a little dumbfounded] Uh...
Karen Tyler : Confident, motivated, blonde.
Jaye Tyler : You just described Sharon.
Karen Tyler : Well-married.
Jaye Tyler : Okay, so not Sharon.
Karen Tyler : But that girl's miserable.
Jaye Tyler : Sharon?
Karen Tyler : Gretchen. Oh, she's trapped in her perfect life, and that's not something that I want for you.
Jaye Tyler : Well, I wouldn't worry about that.
Karen Tyler : But I do worry. But that's just me being a mother. And as your mother, I don't care what those people think of you now, because in my heart, you will always be head cheerleader.
Jaye Tyler : Oh. You're looking for the back door, aren't you?
Karen Tyler : Is there one?
Jaye Tyler : Right over there.
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Jaye Tyler : [accidentally putting her father in the hospital] How many fractures before it's multiple?
Darrin Tyler : Two.
Jaye Tyler : How many do you have?
Darrin Tyler : Seven.
Sharon Tyler : And people say you're an underachiever.
Karen Tyler : This isn't a criticism. I'm just curious. How do you run someone down from the passenger seat?
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Sharon Tyler : [Jaye accidentally hit their dad with the car] Maybe she did it on purpose. Could be an attempt at getting an early inheritance.
Karen Tyler : Your sister's not a cold-blooded murderer. She's never been a planner.
Jaye Tyler : It was an accident!
Karen Tyler : Of course it was, dear.
Sharon Tyler : Technically, it was contributory negligence.
Jaye Tyler : I feel really bad. Can we just pretend this didn't happen?
Karen Tyler : That's what the morphine's for.