- Norma Arnold: [as she walks to the other end of the kitchen to retrieve something] I went shopping for you today.
- Kevin Arnold: You did?
- Norma Arnold: Uh-huh.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: [as Norma reaches into a large brown paper bag] Face it. The woman loved me.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: [while Norma approaches, holding something behind her back] She knew me better than anyone in the world. Which was, of course, the problem.
- Norma Arnold: Look!
- [Norma holds up a pair of white briefs]
- Norma Arnold: Underpants! Your favorite kind!
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: [as Kevin reacts with horror] She knew too much!