- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: [Mr Cutlip draws a woman on a blackboard] Suddenly it became very clear why Mr Cutlip had never been married. Any man who saw women that way would have no reason to.
- Paul Pfeiffer: [steals the Sex Education, putting it into his jacket, and zipping it up] Buy those books and act casual.
- Kevin Arnold: What are you, crazy?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: This was going too far. I was a pervert not a felon!
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Oh God, I was an animal! Watching her eat the ham, I felt, how could I be having these feelings? Did it show? Could people see through me? What would Brian think?
- Brian Cooper: So, you're at my funeral and all you can think about is my little sister?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Of course he would think I was scum.
- Brian Cooper: [smiling] You're a man after my own heart.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: I guess my mother figured out her mistake pretty quickly because I never heard from either of my parents on that topic again. We seemed to have a tacit understanding that they wouldn't mention my book if I didn't mention theirs.
- Wayne Arnold: [to Kevin and Paul] And I'm telling you, everybody gets to at least second base by the seventh grade.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: This was a lot of pressure. Especially since most of the girls we knew had no second bases.