The Wonder Years (TV Series)
Of Mastodons and Men (1992)
Jason Hervey: Wayne Arnold
Quotes
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Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : [while at the Aidem's house for dinner] Still, I had to admit. I liked it there. It was nice being in a civilised home.
June Aidem : Ben, fix your collar.
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : A home where people actually said please. And used butter knives. As opposed to say...
[the story moves to the Arnold house]
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : ... the Arnold house. We, were a house of men. A house of slobs. A house of hunters.
[Wayne, Kevin and Jack all burp while eating breakfast]
Kevin Arnold , Wayne Arnold , Jack Arnold : [to Norma] Excuse me.
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Norma Arnold : Kevin, I thought you hated that striped shirt.
Kevin Arnold : Me? No, I saw it in my closet and I think it suits me.
Wayne Arnold : Well, why's the collar up?
Kevin Arnold : Well, it just do happens that some people like the way this looks, Butt-brain.
Wayne Arnold : What people?
Kevin Arnold : None of your business.
Wayne Arnold : Julieeee! Heh heh heh.
Jack Arnold : Who's Julie?
Kevin Arnold : No-one.
Wayne Arnold : She's got you on a pretty short leash there, huh, Kev?
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : This from a guy who's last successful relationship was with a nose hair clipper.