Wings (TV Series)

Ready, Teddy, Go (1994)

Steven Weber: Brian Michael Hackett

Quotes 

• Helen Chapel : [Helen finds see-through lingerie in Davis's luggage]  Oh God, I hope this is not for me.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Maybe he bought it for another woman, the bastard.

  Brian Michael Hackett : Maybe it's for him, the bitch.

• Brian Michael Hackett : [to Helen, about Davis]  This guy cannot win. First you're mad at him because he wants you to be dirty. Now you're mad at him because he wants you to be clean?

• Brian Michael Hackett : [looking at the minibar in a hotel room]  Aw baby, I love this: $17.50 for macadamia nuts.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : You know, that's obscene. What kind of sucker would pay that kind of money for junk food?

  Davis Lynch : [from the shower]  Help yourself to anything you want out there!

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Yo Brian, toss me those nuts.

• Antonio Scarpacci : I've never really gotten excited from wearing women's lingerie.

  Brian Michael Hackett : Wait a second, Antonio. I think you're getting caught in one of those language things. What you meant to say is that you never really got excited seeing WOMEN wearing lingerie.

  Antonio Scarpacci : [Awkward pause]  ... Oh yes, of course.

• Brian Michael Hackett : [looking at Davis's suitcase]  You know you can tell an awful lot about a person from what's in their suitcase.

  Helen Chapel : Hey. Brian don't!

  Brian Michael Hackett : Oh, c'mon Helen. Here, look at this, check this out. Cashmere sweaters, means he's got money...

  Alex Lambert : Armani ties, he's got taste...

  Brian Michael Hackett : Tell you what else he's got.

  [Brian pulls a slinky from the suitcase] 

  Brian Michael Hackett : Way too much time on his hands.