- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Roy, you have nothing to worry about; you're a man who carries himself with style and dignity!
- Roy Biggins: [Enlivened] You're right!
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Now, tuck in your shirt, zip up your fly, and go sweep that woman off her feet!
- Giacomo: [Says something in Italian about Helen having a great ass, at which point Antonio slaps his face]
- Helen Chapel: What did he say?
- Antonio: He said you're nice.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Well, that was pretty insensitive of me to give you those chocolates.
- [Holds out dessert tray]
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Cannoli?
- [sic]
- Giacomo: [Makes a very enthusiastic comment in Italian about Helen's ass; Antonio pushes him away]
- Helen Chapel: What did he say?
- Antonio: He say you're nice.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Let's see: you gave a two pound box of chocolates to someone who's been struggling with a weight problem since she started on solid food... Nah, it couldn't be THAT!