Wings (TV Series)

Just Say No (1992)

David Schramm: Roy Biggins

Quotes 

• Roy Biggins : What the hell is that smell?

  Brian Michael Hackett : Well if it's musky, manly with just a hint of the Old West, it's my cologne. If on the other hand it's the overwhelming stench of onions, garlic, and sausage, I suggest you change your tie.

• Roy Biggins : Blah, blah, blah. Did you get any or what?

  Brian Michael Hackett : Excuse me, Mr. Guccione, but that's not really your business. However since we're on the subject, if last night were a movie, waves would be crashing, rockets would be launching, and volcanoes would be erupting.

  Lowell Mather : I've seen that movie. "Krakatoa: East of Java". There wasn't much sex, but nobody had any time.