- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Congratulations, Lowell! Do you know what catching the garter means?
- Lowell Mather: Yeah - I finally have something frilly to keep the cold air out of my pants leg.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: You mean, they really have a lottery where the winner gets a green card?
- Antonio Scarpacci: Yes, they pick 40,000 people a year.
- Lowell Mather: You know, when they have a drawing on the Boppo the Clown Show, the let a monkey pick the winner... Take it from a three-time winner, rubbing a banana on these tickets is NOT a losing proposition!
- Rachel: [to Joe, listening with Brian on speaker phone] Let's see, I have a thigh class at 11, and a butt class at 1 - how about if I squeeze you in between?