- Will Truman: [excited] Ooh, ooh, I forgot to tell ya, Y'remember that ultra-hip club, the Atom Bar? I'm not revealing my sources, but apparently it is re-opening this Friday.
- Jack McFarland: [pretends to press buttons, using his hand to his ear to mime a telephone] Hello, Day Old News? Yeah, I'd like to cancel Will Truman's subscription. Yeah, he's gonna be giving his business to Behind the Times. OK - O - OK, OK, I love you, too. Buh'bye.
- Grace Adler: [Nathan tricks Grace into coming up to his apartment, and answers the door in a tuxedo] Wow. Look at you. You've gone from pig to Pygmalion. What do you want with me?
- Nathan: Uh, I just wanted to get your opinion.
- [he brings her into his living room, with sheets over the sofa, soft music playing, and a table laid like an Italian restaurant]
- Grace Adler: [impressed] Wow.
- Nathan: [he pretends he set this up for his girlfriend] Vicki always wanted to go to Venice, so I thought...
- Grace Adler: I can't believe it. It's amazing. I can practically smell the canals.
- Nathan: [a bit uncomfortable] Well, that's probably just the sheets. Come, sit down.