Will & Grace (TV Series)

The Hospital Show (2000)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

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• [Will, Jack, Grace, and Rosario are placing a bet at the hospital] 

  Will : No, we're not being gross. Besides, it's either this or 15 hours of reading Highlights magazine. I mean, really, how many times can you find a toaster in a tree?

• Jack : So, going on a date with you lover?

  Will : He's not my lover. He's my mother's denist's bridge partner's son, which makes me... a loser.

  Jack : Wait a minute... Yeah, that's what I get too.

• Will : [Will explains to Jack why he is less than thrilled about an upcoming first date]  I met him once, a long time ago, and if memory serves, he thinks he's God's gift to gay men. And if that's true, then God shops at the Newark Airport.