- Will Truman: Well maybe during lunch, you know when he finds out that McFarland can't afford the McNuggets...because he's a McLiar.
- Grace Adler: You know, Mary Poppins got the same message across, but she did it in a nice little musical number. You're like... you're like a spoonful of whup-ass
- Karen Walker: [Karen and Grace are setting up Grace's Exhibit at the Sublime Design Showcase] Well, I...
- [Tripping on rocks]
- Karen Walker: You know what those rocks need? A little scotch.
- Will Truman: Look, you're being ridiculous. She didn't do anything, except go "aah!"
- Grace Adler: Oh, don't you dare mock the "aah!"
- Will Truman: I have no connection to the "aah!"
- Grace Adler: You resent the "aah!" You fear the "aah!"
- Will Truman: Peace, oneness. Ohmmmmmmm!
- Grace Adler: Thank you. Ohmmmmmmm!
- Will Truman: Let's go hommmmmme.
- Grace Adler: Why hommmmmmme?
- Will Truman: There's a rock in my bummmmmmm!
- Grace Adler: At least it's not your thummmmmmb!
- Will Truman: Now it's going nummmmmmmb!
- Grace: [to the new house keeper when she shouts at her] At least Mary Poppins did it with a song and a dance - you're like a spoonful of whoopass."