Will & Grace (TV Series)

Grace, Replaced (1999)

Molly Shannon: Val Bassett

Quotes 

• Val Bassett : Aww... I like that little bra that you're wearing.

  Grace Adler : Aww... and I liked your split-pea soup.

  Val Bassett : Well, thanks.

  Grace Adler : I got a little taste when you shoved my face in the rug.

• Will Truman : [Grace and Val are rolling on the floor, fighting]  Once again, girl-on-girl action, and it's totally lost on me. Hey. Hey! Gabrielle, Xena, break it up!

  [Will pulls the two girls apart] 

  Will Truman : What is going on?

  Grace Adler : She started it.

  Val Bassett : You did.

  Grace Adler : Nuh-uh!

  Will Truman : Ok, ok! "Nuh-uh" was just uttered by an adult. You're both taking a time-out. Go to your corners. Go on.

  Val Bassett : [to Grace]  Bitch.

  Grace Adler : [to Val]  Psycho!