- Karen Walker: Hit the road, you syphilitic toad.
- Lyle Finster: Karen, if there's one thing I will not tolerate, it's rhyming insults.
- Lorraine Finster: Sow.
- Karen Walker: Cow.
- Lorraine Finster: Runt.
- Lyle Finster: Stop it!
- Will Truman: You know, people who say that money doesn't buy happiness - they're just not trying hard enough.