- Jack McFarland: I don't understand this. I mean, what's going on right now? What exactly are we watching?
- Will Truman: This would be called a basketball game.
- Jack McFarland: Uh huh, uh huh. And where is this all taking place?
- Will Truman: That's Madison Square Garden.
- Jack McFarland: That's a sports auditorium now?
- Will Truman: It's the world's most famous sports arena. But I can see how that fact may have eluded you, given that your entire knowledge of sports consists of giggling every time you hear the word "balls".
- Jack McFarland: Hee hee, hee hee. Gets me every time.
- Jack McFarland: [later, Grace comes in] Grace, check it out. This is amazing. Tall, muscular lovelies in nothin' but short shorts and matching tank tops. Why would straight guys watch this?
- Grace Adler: If I knew why straight guys did anything, do you think I'd be hanging out with you two homos?
- Jack McFarland: Oh look, Kar, Stan's will. Do you have a will?
- Karen Walker: Honey, why do I need a will? I'm gonna live forever.
- [shouts down towards Hell]
- Karen Walker: That is the deal, isn't it, Red?
- [laughs, gives the Devil a thumbs-up]