The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Underground Terror (1968)

Robert Conrad: Jim West

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• Col. Tacitus Mosely : I'll be frank with you, Mr. West. You're everything I find unlikable in a man. I hope you don't mind my saying so. Please sit down, make yourself comfortable.

  James T. West : Thank you. No, no, go on, but I must say that you've carved out a small reputation for yourself in that department. But please go on.

  Col. Tacitus Mosely : Well, for instance, you're young, and I no longer am.

  James T. West : Well, I apologize for that.

  Col. Tacitus Mosely : A certain type of impressionable female probably still finds you attractive, and never was that the case for me.

  James T. West : I apologize for that too.