- Artemus Gordon: By the way, what is your name?
- Jim West: James. James West.
- Artemus Gordon: How do you do, James? It's an odd thing, but I have this ridiculous feeling that you and I have done all this before. Isn't that ridiculous? Well, it was fun while it lasted, wasn't it, James?
- Jim West: It's not over yet. I've gone to too much trouble to find you.
- Artemus Gordon: You, have too much trouble to find me.
- Jim West: The Colonel is a rather unique travel agent.
- Artemus Gordon: And a most unusual magician, too.