Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 7010 (2005)
Wayne Brady: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [before "Hollywood Director"] The scene you're gonna act out is, Ryan is an Old West engineer driving a train, carrying gold bullion. And Wayne is a bandit riding up to rob it. Greg is the whip-wielding Southern owner of the train who comes in to save the day.
Wayne Brady : I don't know if I can be in a scene with whips, brah. I dunno...
Drew Carey : You know, it's the Old West, I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
[Greg laughs]
Drew Carey : Don't worry about it.
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "What President Bush does in the Oval Office when he's all by himself."
Wayne Brady : Click.
[mimes turning on a machine]
Wayne Brady : "Shall we play a game?"
[giggles and claps his hands, then mimes pushing a button. He leaves the stage; Colin enters. He looks around without saying anything. Ryan comes on camera and mimes a bird landing on Colin's shoulder, which flies away when Colin glances at it]
Greg Proops : [mimes dialing a phone]
[in disguise voice]
Greg Proops : Hello, is this Hillary Clinton? Is your water running?
[stifles laughter]
Wayne Brady : Ah, I'm so tired of this charade. I can finally be myself.
[Drew buzzes]
Wayne Brady : Ah, Dickens! Oh, the encyclopedia! Oh, the tome of which I have loved all my life-
[as another character]
Wayne Brady : Mr. President?
[back to Bush, in drawl]
Wayne Brady : Uh, yeah?
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things you can say about the food you eat, but not about your girlfriend."
Greg Proops : Breasts, breasts, breasts! I'm sick of breasts! Where are the thighs?
Wayne Brady : Mmm, everything tastes better on a Ritz.
Greg Proops : These pies are incredibly small!
Ryan Stiles : [with right hand on stomach] Ah, that goes down good.