Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 516 (2003)

Jeff Bryan Davis: Self

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Quotes 

• Jeff Davis : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number three.

  Ryan Stiles : Yes.

  Jeff Davis : In the land where I come from, we are very traditional. What is one of your strange traditions that you have?

  Ryan Stiles : Well...

  [text below Ryan says "witch who entices the beast to her magic sleeping stool then must find his true love to break the spell & turn him into a prince"] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'm just leaving a little time so everyone can read the NOVEL that is my suggestion.

• Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date"]  Good luck with Ryan's.

  Jeff Davis : Ryan...

  Ryan Stiles : It's a trilogy.

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

  Jeff Davis : Uh, he was a hypnotist...

  Drew Carey : No!

  Jeff Davis : [hangs his head in shame]  He was a hypnotist...

  Drew Carey : No!

  Jeff Davis : ...Who wanted people to find true love with each other.

  Drew Carey : Well, it says HERE: He was a "witch who entices the beast to her magic sleeping stool, and then..."

  [Ryan looks at his watch and gives an exhausted look] 

  Drew Carey : "... must find his true love to break the spell and turn 'em into a prince." So you were WRONG, my friend! Wrong, wrong, wrong!

  [after the performers return to their seats] 

  Drew Carey : Man, you got- somebody's gotta make these things shorter.

  Ryan Stiles : [to off-screen stage hand]  Can I get a SCOTCH?

• Jeff Davis : [the "Scenes from a Hat" suggestion is "Things that make the audience boo"]  Okay, so we have our potatoes simmering. Now, after we've filleted the baby seal...

  [audience laughs/boos] 

  Ryan Stiles : You simply wait for traffic, then you... push the old lady! Push the old lady!

  [audience laughs/boos; Ryan is puzzled by the mixed reaction] 

  Ryan Stiles : Not lookin' for applause on that one, I was...

  Jeff Davis : And the Oscar for Best Actor goes to... Keanu Reeves.

  [audience laughs/boos]