Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 402 (2002)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director"] 

  [with an odd accent] 

  Colin Mochrie : J'know, when I first come to this country with nothing but a hammer and a powerful laxative... I thought to myself, I wouldn't have to deal with this crup.

  Ryan Stiles : I'm sorry, it's a Spanish piece, we thought we'd...

  Colin Mochrie : "Spahnish"? Is THAT what you are speaking? Spahnish? Pleh on you.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Living Scenery", pretending Wayne is a surfboard]  My board has a big bump in the back.

• Drew Carey : [in "World's Worst", about TV advertisements]  Hi, I'm Drew Carey for Slim Fast.

  Wayne Brady : Hi. I'm Wayne Brady for the Dark Right 2000 Tanning Bed.

  Colin Mochrie : It's a breath mint AND a suppository!

  Drew Carey : Made for a man, but my DOG likes it, too!

  Ryan Stiles : And if you act by midnight, we'll throw in one of Drew Carey's People Choice Awards.

  Wayne Brady : Millions of men in America suffer from Chronic Pfft! Syndrome.

  [steps back, but steps forward again] 

  Wayne Brady : Not only am I a member, I'm a pfft! president.

  Colin Mochrie : Aluminum: The condom you can trust.

  Wayne Brady : [turns around and then mimes looking at something in his hand]  Whew! I'd never be able to find myself if it wasn't for this: Brojack! I know where I am twenty-four hours a day! Beep beep beep beep! I'm right here!

  Ryan Stiles : Is your penis too small? Well let yes- aw,

  [bleep] 

  Wayne Brady : Is your penis too small?

  [pointing at the camera while laughing hysterically] 

  Drew Carey : My life's been so much better since I got this new "fat guy" bra!

  Ryan Stiles : Are you bothered by diarrhea?

  [eyes widen] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'll be right back.

  Wayne Brady : Do you have problems with dialects? Order Colin Mochrie's Guide to Dialects in Different Countries. You get French:

  [muddled accent] 

  Wayne Brady : "Hello!" Spanish:

  [same accent] 

  Wayne Brady : "Hello!" Indonesian:

  [same accent] 

  Wayne Brady : "Hello!"

  Colin Mochrie : The Wayne Brady surfboard, with a bump big enough to sit on!

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Rejected gift ideas that the wise men considered."

  Wayne Brady : [to Kathy]  Mary, we have brought this: A Playstation 2 for the...

  Ryan Stiles : [to Colin]  Well you can't give him a pork roast.

  Kathy Greenwood : It's a Chia pet!

  Wayne Brady : The young messiah will derive hours of entertainment from this: The singing bass!

  Ryan Stiles : Put it over there. Are you ready?

  [claps twice] 

  Colin Mochrie : ...Water skis.

  Wayne Brady : With these motivational tapes by Tony Robbins, the young one can lead His people!

  Ryan Stiles : They call it a "thong".