Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 407 (2001)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of Las Vegas] The city that never sleeps.
Colin Mochrie : And the sleeper that never is a city. Doesn't really work when you reverse it, does it?
Ryan Stiles : No. You know, Colin, we've, uh, we've assembled 777 songs- three sevens, jackpot!, on four CDs.
Colin Mochrie : And when we say "assembled", we really didn't have that much to do with it. You know what's good, though?
Ryan Stiles : Huh?
Colin Mochrie : We have every kind of music, especially some good rockin'.
Ryan Stiles : Are you all right?
Colin Mochrie : You know what, I do have a bit of a headache, but that's because I was accidentally stuck in a vice for three hours.
Ryan Stiles : Oh!
Colin Mochrie : Don't ask!
[Ryan chuckles]
Colin Mochrie : Anyway, your toes gonna be tappin' and your fingers snappin' and your ears listening, 'cause that's what ears do, when you hear this great AC/DC hit...
Ryan Stiles : Oh.
Colin Mochrie : I think you know the one I'm talking about, it's been almost five days in the number one position...
Ryan Stiles : Who HASN'T?
[both chuckle]
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of Las Vegas] Hey, Colin.
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, Ryan?
Ryan Stiles : Whaddya get when a Smurf relieves himself on your lawn?
Colin Mochrie : Crab... grass?
Ryan Stiles : No, bluegrass! And that's our next music style!
[audience laughs/groans]
Colin Mochrie : Although, Ryan?
Ryan Stiles : Yes.
Colin Mochrie : I believe, no matter what your outside color, all urine is the same.
Ryan Stiles : That's true.
Colin Mochrie : It's INSIDE what counts.
Ryan Stiles : You give a hope to a lot of people.