Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 311 (2001)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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• Drew Carey : [after "Questions Only"]  That's great. I'm gonna give 500 points on that for Ryan Stiles, who can be seen every Wednesday at 9/8 central on "The Drew Carey Show", right here on ABC.

  Ryan Stiles : [shaking head]  Shameless.

  Drew Carey : If I'm gonna give points, might as well make 'em worth my while.

• Drew Carey : Hey, you know when you're on the internet and you get an instant message that's really disgusting and filthy, but it ALMOST turns you on? That's ME!

• Drew Carey : [after "The Millionaire Show"]  You know the great part about that game was? Uh, 'cause it was the frisky old people version, Colin did not have to change his face at all.

  [audience oohs] 

  Ryan Stiles : Endearing yourself to the crowd.

  Drew Carey : I was just kidding around, buddy.

  Colin Mochrie : I know.

  [audience awws] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Rejected show names for "Whose Line is it Anyway?"."

  Wayne Brady : Hi, and welcome to "Drew Carey's House Payment"!

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Other things you can see from the moon besides the Great Wall of China."

  Kathy Greenwood : [pointing]  Look, those are Ryan's shoes!